i saw this and IMMEDIATELY thought of detective conan vs. kaito kid so i TRIED someone else try this and make it better pl s
idk leon ended up looking more like gin even though i was trying to go for the inspector look but its 3 in the morning lmao bye
OH MY GOD?????? JDGABSGDKF O HH H MY GOD LOOK.
LOOK THERE THEY ARE.
THeRE’aS the au lOOK HOW DAPPER THEY ARE IM CRYIN i also never knew yongzheng would look so good in white
GHDHSKG IM NEVER GONNA GET OVER THIS THOUGH HOLY SHIT
ETERNAL SCReAMING!!! OHHH MY GOD IM FLOORED I AM ON THE FLOOR??
FIRST OF ALL GIVE ME THOSE CLOTHES SECOND OF ALL *OWL SCREECH* ohhh my god oh my god
i was doing a Thing with my typical url style and came up with “eclat ecesis” with eclat meaning to make something notorious or to publicise it or to do something with dazzling effect, and with ecesis meaning to establish a plant or animal into a new habitat
in other words, the constant transfer and re-ownership of a region and its show-offish identity being founded on that basis
but i think i want to keep my url the way it is so i changed the first word to ephemeral and threw it at zhaohuanshou
…No— No not at all. That’s like. the opposite of what I’m gonna do. The police can deal with one bent up lamppost, you know.
I’m not afraid of light. I just like— had an accident. Besides, if I wanted to destroy all the lampposts they’d all be gone and there’d be like—- a lamppost thief epidemic.
Oh my god. The police don’t fix the streetlights, birds-for-brains. District and Maintenance does it.
Seriously, what’s the matter with you.
I really don’t want to have to report that some kind of… phantom thief moth-man is going around taking all the lights. Like I don’t want to but I’ll totally do it, seriously, don’t test me.
…Why do you think I’d know about that. Did you like— forget who I am.
『THIS JUST EARNS A MAJOR EYE ROLL. and even the drumming-the-fingers-on-his-side deal so that’s a first.』
Why though like— that’s such a cool thing to be able to say though. Like you could be the guy to denounce the famous “Lamp Destroyer of Hong Kong”.
That’d be like. My second greatest acheivment ever.
… I think you just want to be the infamous Lamp Destroyer of Hong Kong. Being the one to catch you gets me nowhere because that’s literally what I do all the time anyway.
So, you know, whatever, I should shut up because I’m so used to it.
I’d offer to cover this whole thing up for you but one, I seriously doubt you care about your record. And two, even if you did care I doubt it’s worth doing something for me instead.
Sooo you’ll be coming clean quietly then, right.
[3:50:15 PM] vazia: pls imagine an au with yong as a phantom thief and leon as some kind of important whatever and yong is trying to steal evidence to incriminate him in the public eye meanwhile leon is trying to gather evidence that yong is the one stealing from him and get him arrested